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Page history last edited by PBworks 16 years, 6 months ago

The Day Justin Destroyed the World.

One day, the Giant, decided it would make his day to take a beer bottle, which was emptied by his roommate Justin the previous night, and use it to relieve himself while his other roommate, Josh, was using the only bathroom in the apartment. The Giant filled the bottle to the rim, and when finished cleaning it off, put a cap that he found on the floor onto it, sealing the steaming fluid inside. The Giant placed the bottle inside of the fridge, so he could keep it in case he had to be drug tested in the near future. The Giant didn’t use any drugs, but he felt it would be quite funny to use piss that he kept in the fridge. The Giant went about his business, not giving a second thought to what he had done. Later that night, Justin returned from a long, grueling, soul-crushing day at the hell hole he called work, and wanted a beer. Justin opened the bottle that belong to the Giant, and started to partake of it. It tasted like piss. Justin spit it out onto the floor. He screamed and screamed and screamed. I laughed. And then Justin destroyed the world.

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