Dick's Koan(and why--exposition)
Wake up to a hearty, lip-smacking
Bowlful of nutritious, nourishing
Wild new Ubik salad dressing, not
Instant Ubik has all the fresh flavor,
Friends, this is clean-up time and
Has perspiration odor taken you
Out of the swim? Ten-day Ubik
What’s a girl to do?Simply
Ubik toasted flakes, the adult cereal
Scrape-scrape are over. So try
Uninterrupted sleep without morning
So-so. But now, wow! Safe when
Out. Watch this simulated test.
For example, you borrow fifty-nine
Ubik. And be loved. Warning: use
That’s more crunchy, more
Used to think your coffee was only
Made only from fresh fruit and
Lift up your arms and be all at once
Pop tasty Ubik into your toaster,
Tasty, more ummish. Ubik
Taken as directed.
Glossiness and Ubik hairspra,
Not exceed recommended dosage
Only in Cleveland.
Ends worry of offending, brings
Cover new body in your hair, new
Italian, not French, but an entirely
Just-brewed drip coffee. Your
Mended portion at any one meal.
We said, with Ubik’s
Taste treat! Do not exceed recommended
Used as directed, is absolutely safe.
Breakfast cereal, the whole-bowl
Annoying problems facing you. Do
Faces with new miracle Ubik, the
Husband wil say, Christ Sally,
Helen; stomach’s upset. I’ll fix you
Fresh, ready to tackle all those little
Morning-after grogginess. You awaken
Out of the kitchen!
As directed.
We’re discounting all our silent,
Gene.
It takes more than a bag to seal in
Let’s see, that adds up to—
It’s about time a man’s face got
You back where the happening is.
Can’t make the frug contest,
Poscreds on an interest-only loan.
Prolonged use.
Taken as directed, Ubik provides
The best way to ask for beer is to
Perk up pouting household
Wrap—actually four layers in one.
Keeps freshness in, air out and moisture
New and different taste treat that’s
Self-winding Swiss chromium
Sing out Ubik.
Made from select
Could it be that I have bad breath,
My hair is so dry, so unmanageable
Thick of things fast. Taken as directed
Waking up the world. Wake up to
Never-ending blade, the days of
Tom? Well Ed, if you’re worried
Frets out of your debts. Suppose
With powerful germicidal foaming
Perfect flavor, Ubik is the nation’s
Zing into your thing! Safe when
About that, try today’s new ubik,
Ubik makes breakfast a feast, puts
Number one choice in beer. Made
Action, guaranteed, safe when
Hops, choice water, slow-aged for
Taken as directed
In just five days you’ll discover
Only as directed. And with caution.
Handled as directed.
Healthful all-vegetable shortening
When fixed as directed
Deoderant spray or ubik roll-on
Ubik! Ubik drops you back in the
Mean, Lift your arms and be all a
Support to bosom all day long
Yes, we’re throwing away the blue
And longline Ubik special bra
Curvier! New extra-gentle Ubik bra
Stick plastic coating. Entirely
Endless scrubbing, glides you right
Rub in creamy Ubik hair conditioner
And stomach. Remember, Ubik is
Once curvier! Supplies firm, relax
Electronic ubiks by this much money.
And remember, every Ubik
On our lot has been used only as
Only seconds away. Avoid prolonged
Ubik and be wild! Safe when taken
Directed, ubik speeds relief to head
We wanted to give you a shave like
Directed.
No other you ever had. We said,
Conscientious program of body hygiene
Harmless if used as directed. Saves
Cellar, go visit the lady at Ubik
Easy-to-apply, extra-shiny, non-
Food flavor; it takes Ubik plastic
Savings & Loan. She’ll take the
If money worries have you in the
Safe when used as directed.
I am Ubik. Before the universe
One knows. I am called Ubik, but
I am the word and my name is
The places they inhabit; I move
Never spoken, the name which no
That is not my name. I am. I shall
The worlds. I created the lives and
Was, I am. I made the suns. I made
Go as I say, they do as I tell them.
I put them here. They
Will always be.
Grade=A-