The sky burst into crystals. They shimmered and sung a symphony of sounds that touched the souls of all who spoke. There was a man holding the three rolls of toilet paper. His face was bright and bold. He shouted, “what are you doing here?” A man in the funny hat responded, “how is that any of your business?” They argued for some time about the meaning of life and of existence. Neither came to a clear conclusion. Those who watched were astounded by the two beings. Gunfire erupted and both deities fell. The shots came from a distant shadow who vanished quickly. He took his place at the throne and allowed his corruption to take over the funny hat. The crystals still sung and life went on. When the three rolls of toilet paper were used up, the funny hat could no longer sustain itself. The reign of tyranny ended, bringing peace to this reality, and chaos to another.